Bella Makes A Deal

Bella laid on her bed absent-mindedly and stared at an episode of Parks and Rec while she waited. It was 4 AM, and she had been expecting the delivery at 3 AM. She tabbed over to her OurWorld and attempted to login to the proxy account. She logged in, but it still hadn’t been delivered. She was expecting at least forty-three thousand gems on this account, but she hadn’t heard anything from Rachel, who was one of the higher ups in the pyramid scheme.

She didn’t panic. But, she was getting bored, so she went downstairs and played some Town of Salem. She had ended up with Survivor, probably the worst role in the game. She sighed, and told everyone she was the survivor. The next round, she was killed by the serial killer.

‘Who needs Town of Salem anyway?’ She thought as she checked her kik. She had a message from Rachel, the delivery had gone through. It had been late because of an internet issue. At this point she went back up and stocked another one of her OurWorld accounts and posted it on ebay for nine hundred dollars.

But she was still unhappy that her underlings hadn’t delivered promptly, so she went to her basement and grabbed her burner cellphone. She called Mike, one of her favorite reptile sellers. After some small talk she convinced him to deliver a couple live crocodiles with their mouths muzzled. She wasn’t looking to hurt anyone, but a message needed to get across.

You see, Bella was the leader of the most successful scamming scheme you might have a chance to get involved in on OurWorld. She was in college to become a reptile veterinarian, but it actually didn’t take much of her time to run the scamming scheme because she had gained many loyal followers and was able to set up a pyramid scheme type deal.

She was very bored. She decided to go draw some anime people with weird noses, her usual go-to when she couldn’t think of anything to do. A half hour later, she had resulted in a beautiful picture except a very bizarre looking nose. Satisfied, she hung it on the wall. Her phone buzzed.

She checked it. Her account on ebay had sold, but more importantly, her komodo dragon was being delivered at about noon. It was pretty early, only 7 AM. So she went to bed and woke up at eleven, put on some makeup and waited.

Someone knocked at the door. She opened it to a nervous looking UPS driver holding a leash to an unhappy looking komodo dragon. She signed off, and took it inside, saddled it up, and rode it into the sunset.

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